My parents came to visit this past weekend, so we went to check out the local attractions. We got up to the ticket booth to buy tickets for a boat ride on the bay, and it went a little something like this.
Dad: “3 tickets.”
Ticket Lady: “3 adults or 2 adults and a child?”
Dad: “What’s the age for a child?”
Ticket Lady: “18 and younger.”
Dad: “What?!@!”
Ticket Lady: “Well, it’s hard to tell, so that’s why I asked. Earlier today I asked this girl if she was 18, and she turned out to be 26.”
